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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
