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More Quotes by Tina Fey
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
