More Quotes by Tina Fey
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
Life is improvisation.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
