If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.

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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.

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There are no mistakes only opportunities.

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

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Life is improvisation.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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