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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
