This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

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