Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

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You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.

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Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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