Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

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There are no mistakes only opportunities.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

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