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Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

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You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
Life is improvisation.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.