Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

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Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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Life is improvisation.

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You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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