I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ― Orson Welles

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Long enough have you dream’d contemptible dreams, Now I wash the gum from your eyes, You must habit yourself to the dazzle of the light and of every moment of your life. -- Walt Whitman

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Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields

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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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Never give a sucker an even break. ― W.C. Fields

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I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ― W.C. Fields

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Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta! ― W.C. Fields

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Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields

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