Long enough have you dream’d contemptible dreams, Now I wash the gum from your eyes, You must habit yourself to the dazzle of the light and of every moment of your life. -- Walt Whitman

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I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields

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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast. — Robert Brault

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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night ― W.C. Fields

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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The news of my death is greatly exaggerated. ― W.C. Fields

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Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields

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There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. ― W.C. Fields

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