More Quotes
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. ― W. C. Fields
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ― W. C. Fields
Seems Google management figured out it is cheaper, happier and more productive to take care of their employees and create a positive work environment than to burn them to a crisp, make them afraid of the future, and send them off into the highways and byways of California in search of a Taco Bell for lunch. — Joe McNally
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. ― W.C. Fields
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. ― W.C. Fields
Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields
The news of my death is greatly exaggerated. ― W.C. Fields
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? ― W.C. Fields
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ― W.C. Fields
