My mom was a rapper and she really shaped me as a woman, and the music that she was letting me listen to as a child really pushed me in the direction that I'm going in right now. Megan Thee Stallion

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink. ― W.C. Fields

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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ― W. C. Fields

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I train Monday through Saturday. I usually have fitness training for 90 minutes, then I'm on the tennis court for 3 to 4 hours. — Sloane Stephens

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I usually just go on Google and spend my hours just Googling Jennifer Beals. I think it's possible that I have a slightly unordinary obsession with her. YouTube videos. Interviews with her. Pictures I put on my desktop and my phone.

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The news of my death is greatly exaggerated. ― W.C. Fields

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields

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