Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. ― W. C. Fields

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To understand just one life you have to swallow the world ... do you wonder, then, that I was a heavy child?

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An honest man is always a child.

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My mom was a rapper and she really shaped me as a woman, and the music that she was letting me listen to as a child really pushed me in the direction that I'm going in right now. Megan Thee Stallion

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Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields

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Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ― W.C. Fields

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Everything, in the end, comes down to timing. One second, one minute, one hour could make all the difference.

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Never give a sucker an even break. ― W.C. Fields

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