Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. ― George Bernard Shaw

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields

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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ― W. C. Fields

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Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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Never give a sucker an even break. ― W.C. Fields

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It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

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I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields

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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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I train Monday through Saturday. I usually have fitness training for 90 minutes, then I'm on the tennis court for 3 to 4 hours. — Sloane Stephens

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