All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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Thoughts are like drops of water: with our thoughts we can drown in a sea of negativity, or we can float on the ocean of life.

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink. ― W.C. Fields

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Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ― W. C. Fields

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The bible is a remarkable fountain: the more one draws and drinks of it, the more it stimulates thirst.

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Between us, we have the fire and the water. I'm quite sure that together, we can take on the wind. ― R.F. Kuang

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The poem, the song, the picture, is only water drawn from the well of the people, and it should be given back to them in a cup of beauty so that they may drink - and in drinking understand themselves.

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I work out. I used to go to yoga every day. Now I just incorporate yoga into my warm-up and my cool down. I drink a lot of water, and I go to therapy.

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Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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