Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. ― W.C. Fields

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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ― W.C. Fields

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields

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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ― W. C. Fields

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Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields

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There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. ― W.C. Fields

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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night ― W.C. Fields

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields

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