Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ― George Bernard Shaw

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake! ― Scott Adams

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Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. ― James Patterson

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.... ― George Bernard Shaw

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ― Christopher Hitchens

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Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ― George Bernard Shaw

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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. ― George Bernard Shaw

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