Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.― Christopher Hitchens

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Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

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Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. ― Mary Berry

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. -W. C. Fields

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ― Orson Welles

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake! ― Scott Adams

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A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement ― Jess C Scott

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. ― George Bernard Shaw

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