If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. ― George Bernard Shaw

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You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not? ― George Bernard Shaw

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Inflation is not caused by the actions of private citizens, but by the government: by an artificial expansion of the money supply required to support deficit spending. No private embezzlers or bank robbers in history have ever plundered people's savings on a scale comparable to the plunder perpetrated by the fiscal policies of statist governments.

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ― George Bernard Shaw

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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. ― George Bernard Shaw

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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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I'd love to work with Lena Headey, Alfie Allen, Charles Dance. I'd love to work with Peter Dinklage. - Gwendoline Christie

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All children, except two, grow up: Peter Pan and Donald Trump Jr. - Alexandra Petri

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw

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I feel safe in saying this, and that is that Peter Weir is without a doubt one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. I'd open a door in a movie for him if he asked me to.- Paul Bettany

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