There are two kinds of people in the world—only two kinds. Not black or white, rich or poor, but those either dead in sin or dead to sin.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.

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How I learned to love the New World Order. — Joe Biden

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Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever?

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Life is just one small piece of light between two eternal darknesses.

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Rearing a family is probably the most difficult job in the world. It resembles two business firms merging their respective resources to make a single product. All the potential headaches of that operation are present when an adult male and an adult female join to steer a child from infancy to adulthood.

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There are two components that are fundamental to enjoy life and feel good about yourself: continual learning and service.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything. — Joe Biden

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