I type 40 words per minute on a normal computer with my left foot. And with two cups of coffee, I can do 53 words per minute.

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The premises are so delightfully extensive, that two people might live together without ever seeing, hearing or meeting.

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I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to underage females. And all those photos about me inappropriately touching girls, they are blown-up. — Joe Biden

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Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do. — Joe Biden

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I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

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I think we have reached a stage now where we need to find solutions to economic injustice in the same place and in the same ways that we find solutions to sustainability. Sustainability on environmental grounds and justice in terms of everyone having a place in the production and consumption system - these are two aspects of the same issue. They have been artificially separated and have to be put back again in the Western way of thinking.

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Two people can form a community by excluding a third.

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There are two kinds of people in the world—only two kinds. Not black or white, rich or poor, but those either dead in sin or dead to sin.

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stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.

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I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black. — Joe Biden

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