I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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He who would greatly deserve must greatly dare.

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When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains. — Joe Biden

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How I learned to love the New World Order. — Joe Biden

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Every single morning since I've been 27 years old, I've got up and someone's handed me a card like the one I have in my pocket with the schedule on it, of all the things I'm gonna do. I don't know what to do if I didn't have that card. — Joe Biden

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The more credit you give away, the more will come back to you. The more you help others, the more they will want to help you.

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I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years. — Joe Biden

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The private control of credit is the modern form of slavery.

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I have never touched Hillary [Clinton] inappropriately. — Joe Biden

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You know you're a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you. — Joe Biden

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