What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle.

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The brain is a muscle that can move the world.

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stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.

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The scariest moment is always just before you start.

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Love isn't soft, like the poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.

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Do it for joy and you can do it forever

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I think that we're all mentally ill. Those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better - and maybe not all that much better after all.

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Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.

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The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

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The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.

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