The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

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stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.

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The scariest moment is always just before you start.

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What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle.

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We lie best when we lie to ourselves.

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Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn't carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.

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People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

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God grant me to SERENITY to accept what I cannot change the TENACITY to change what I may and the GOOD LUCK not to f*** up too often

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The most important things are the hardest to say

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Do it for joy and you can do it forever

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