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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg

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I've always seen first responders as unsung heroes and very special people because, when everyone else is running away from danger, they run into it.- Dwayne Johnson
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Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they’re nice, but because you are. – Roy T. Bennett
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I come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be...yours. — Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living out fears.― Les Brown
I absolutely believed when I was young because the Tooth Fairy was always good to me. The Tooth Fairy generally left me a dollar or two dollars and, as a kid, that was a lot of money.- Dwayne Johnson
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. -Mitch Hedberg