Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

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Why can't I just eat my waffle?- Barack Obama

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In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope. ― Barack Obama

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Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.

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If you believe in equality, you're a feminist. Sorry to tell you

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We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses. ― Alphonse Karr

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We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them. ― William Arthur Ward

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Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well. ― Germany Kent

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Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.- Barack Obama

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Are We Like Those Bored Couples You Feel Sorry For In Restaurants? Are We The Dining Dead? I Can’t Stand The Idea Of Us Being A Couple People Think That About. - Joel To Clementine

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