I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.

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I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

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And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans sit down to exactly the same meal as one another, exactly the same meal they grew up eating, and exactly the same meal they ate a year earlier. The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so.

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That's another thing about being a certain age that I've noticed: I try as much as possible not to look in the mirror.

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Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry.

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Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

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I'm very much a believer in knowing what it is that you love doing so you can do a great deal of it.

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You're born, you die. Everything in between is subject to interpretation.

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You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.

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When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

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