Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women.

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Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

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You're born, you die. Everything in between is subject to interpretation.

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The Wonderbra is not a step forward for women. Nothing that hurts that much is a step forward for women.

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

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You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.

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Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.

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Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

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It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, was I really in love or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love or was I just desperate?

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When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

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