Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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If my eyes could show my soul,everyone would cry when they saw me smile.

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Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

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The worst crime is faking it.

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A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

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After I reached my teens I decided I didn't want to hang out with anyone. I couldn't handle the stupidity.

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None of you will ever know what I am thinking.

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America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

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