I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.

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After I reached my teens I decided I didn't want to hang out with anyone. I couldn't handle the stupidity.

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I'm not like them, but I can pretend.

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Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

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Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

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I'm not worried about what's going to happen when I'm thirty, because I am never going to make it to thirty. You know what life is like after thirty - I don't want that.

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Once you fall in love... It's different.

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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

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A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

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