Who waits until circumstances completely favor his undertaking, will never accomplish anything.

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We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone.

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A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing.

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

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The first thing I ask is that people should not make use of my name, and should not call themselves Lutherans but Christians. What is Luther? The teaching is not mine. Nor was I crucified for anyone...How did I, poor stinking bag of maggots that I am, come to the point where people call the children of Christ by my evil name?

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Pray like it all depends on God, then when you are done, go work like it all depends on you.

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A Christian is never in a state of completion but always in a process of becoming.

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You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say

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A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

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Show me where a man spends his time & money, and I'll show you his god.

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