God created the world out of nothing, and so long as we are nothing, He can make something out of us.

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Always preach in such a way that if the people listening do not come to hate their sin, they will instead hate you

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

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A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing.

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We are not yet what we shall be, but we are growing toward it, the process is not yet finished.

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You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say

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We need to hear the Gospel every day, because we forget it every day.

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I have no use for cranks who despise music, because it is a gift of God. Music drives away the Devil and makes people joyful; they forget thereby all wrath, unchastity, arrogance, and the like. Next after theology, I give to music the highest place and the greatest honor.

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When Satan tells me I am a sinner he comforts me immeasurably, since Christ died for sinners.

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A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

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