Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits - we're all the same. Gay or straight? So what? It doesn't matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people, regardless.

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I live one day at a time, one day at a time. Yesterday's gone and tomorrow is blind, so I live one day at a time.

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When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

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We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we are the ones who cause it.

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Three chords and the truth - that's what a country song is.

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God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.

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Freedom is control in your own life.

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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

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Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.

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You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

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