You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.

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I got in at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2.

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I like marijuana because it keeps me from killing people. And I think there are a lot of people out there who are just like me. The reason it's not legal is because most people get up in the morning and get high, then forget to go out and vote for it.

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Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

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As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

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I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now

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when you put your life in a good place, good things follow

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Freedom is control in your own life.

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There is only one map to the journey of life and it lives within your heart

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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

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