Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.

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Sometimes, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that will make you smile. —Homer Simpson

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Like wildflowers you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would. _ Lorde

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If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. ― E.A. Bucchianeri

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Ignorant people remain ignorant because they have a secret agreement to call one another intelligent.

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I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It’s an unpardonable sin as far as I’m concerned, taking out personal business or some other kind of dissatisfaction on a waiter or busboy. ― Anthony Bourdain

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields

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Being human is difficult. Some people make it more difficult than others. I was one of those people.

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Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young. You can fool anyone, apart from the young. The worst are the lip operations. There are people who have it done and I don't recognise them afterwards. They look like they flew through the windscreen during a car accident and were patched up badly afterwards.

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People often get upset when you teach them what is in the Bible rather than what they presume is in the Bible.

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