Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.- Mitch Hedberg

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I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel._ Maya Angelou

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What I really feel is necessary is that the black people in this country wil have to upset this apple cart. We can no longer ignore the fact that America is not the... land of the free and the home of the brave. - Fannie Lou Hamer

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When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.

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The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence. ― Amit Kalantri

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Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. Only you can stop you. — Jeffrey Gitomer

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The world consists of imaginary people, claiming imaginary virtues and suffering from imaginary happiness.

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Ive just taught thousands of people over the radio in the USA how to mend broken watches and broken house appliances. I am a catalyst or trigger to access these powers.

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There is hardly a pioneer's hut which does not contain a few odd volumes of Shakespeare. I remember reading the feudal drama of Henry V for the first time in a log cabin. - Alexis de Tocqueville

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