Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

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Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books. - Julian Barnes

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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings

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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

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Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them. ― George Orwell

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I realize that the memories I cherish most are not the first night successes, but of simple, everyday things: walking through our garden in the country after rain; sitting outside a cafe in Provence, drinking the vin de pays; staying at a little hotel in an English market town with Larry, in the early days after our marriage, when he was serving in the Fleet Air Arm, and I was touring Scotland, so that we had to make long treks to spend weekends together.

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There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed. ― Siddharta Gautama

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Sometimes the questions are complicated, and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

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I wanted to see what type of trees is growing in Marcy Projects, what type of water Jay Z was drinking. – DJ Khaled

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