Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ― Steven Wright

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There is strange comfort in knowing that no matter what happens today, the Sun will rise again tomorrow. ― Aaron Lauritsen

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ― Steven Wright

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Whatever happens to seed affects the web of life.

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It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters. ― Epictetus

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I'm blessed and I thank God for every day for everything that happens for me.

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I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. ― Marilyn Monroe

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright

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Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth and it happens every few minutes. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there. ― Kurt Cobain

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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