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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ― Steven Wright

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. ― Steven Wright
I have begun everything with the idea that I could succeed, and I never had much patience with the multitudes of people who are always ready to explain why one cannot succeed. ― Booker T. Washington
You WILL eventually become what you think. Whether you succeed or fail is determined in your mind long before we see it play out in real-time. ― Mandy Hale
Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life. - Mary Kay Ash
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. — Herman Melville
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. ― steven wright
To have made even one person's life a little better, that is to succeed. ― Henry David Thoreau
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? ― Steven Wright
The reason most people fail instead of succeed is they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. ― Steven Wright