When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. ― Steven Wright

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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You WILL eventually become what you think. Whether you succeed or fail is determined in your mind long before we see it play out in real-time. ― Mandy Hale

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To succeed in life, succeed at being yourself.

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It’s what we do when we don’t succeed that determines whether we will succeed. — Dave Williams, astronaut

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. ― Steven Wright

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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ― Steven Wright

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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Growth is the only evidence of life. – John Henry Newman

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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. -Ted Williams

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