Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ― Steven Wright

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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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If it can bleed, we can kill it. ― Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. ― Steven Wright

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. ― Steven Wright

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. ― Steven Wright

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ― Steven Wright

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The rich don't have to kill to eat. They employ people, as they call it. The rich don't do evil themselves. They pay. People do all they can to please them, and everybody's happy.

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In writing, you must kill all your darlings.

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ― Steven Wright

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