Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. ― Steven Wright

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ― Steven Wright

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. ― Steven Wright

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Check your ego at the door. The ego can be the great success inhibitor. It can kill opportunities, and it can kill success. -Dwayne Johnson

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ― Steven Wright

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In writing, you must kill all your darlings.

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. ― Steven Wright

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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ― Steven Wright

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What doesn’t kill me just makes me stronger. — Tupac Shakur

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