Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. ― Steven Wright

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. ― Steven Wright

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ― Steven Wright

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The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had. ― Steven Wright

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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ― Steven Wright

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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In writing, you must kill all your darlings.

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If you don't say what you think then you kill your unborn self. ― Jordan B. Peterson

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ― Steven Wright

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