The best way out is always through. — Robert Frost

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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Whatever you believe with feeling becomes your reality.

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The best way to predict your future is to create it.- Abraham Lincoln

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Seek home for rest, for home is best. — Thomas Tusser

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. ― Steven Wright

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ― Steven Wright

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In a word, they failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions.

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Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.- Donald Trump

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