I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ― Steven Wright

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As long as enthusiasm holds out, so will new opportunities.

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Experience and enthusiasm are two fine business attributes seldom found in one individual.

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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. Marcus Aurelius

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ― Steven Wright

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The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had. ― Steven Wright

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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. ― Marcus Aurelius

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ― Steven Wright

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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ― Steven Wright

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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. ― Steven Wright

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