If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. ― steven wright

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What I like about the Carpenter take on The Thing is the fact that it just has so much suspense. It seemed like a different story, with the horror elements. Those films that really speak to the primal fear that we, as human beings, have about the unknown have always intrigued me. That's the really scary thing, not the slasher, macabre movies.

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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. ― Andy Rooney

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ― Steven Wright

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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. ― Confucious

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I think that's what Peter Morgan does so well, is to show very balanced sides of everyone. - Emma Corrin -

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The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. ― George Bernard Shaw

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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. ― Steven Wright

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