If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? ― Steven Wright

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It is the old practice of despots to use a part of the people to keep the rest in order.

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Growing up in this post-apartheid era, the first generation of teens in South Africa living in this new democracy, I often found myself feeling different. I was often the only person of color in an otherwise all-white school. And within the Indian community, because of my training with an English acting teacher, my accent was very different.

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Folk music isn't owned by anybody. It is owned by everybody, like the national parks, the postal system, and the school system. It's our common property. There is nobody's name on it. Nobody can make money on it. It's not copywritten.

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Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers... make sure you hands are clean! — Bob Marley

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'One Leg Too Few' by Peter Cook is a perfect sketch. The setting is ridiculous, the language is beautiful, and the performances make the most of every syllable and movement. - Jon Richardson

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Perfect is boring. Human is beautiful. — Tyra Banks

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? ― Kurt Cobain

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You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes. ― Kanye West

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ― Steven Wright

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