But already my desire and my will were being turned like a wheel, all at one speed, by the Love which moves the sun and the other stars. — Dante Alighieri

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ― Steven Wright

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Speed is irrelevant if you are going in the wrong direction.

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. ― Steven Wright

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ― Steven Wright

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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. ― Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ― Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ― Steven Wright

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