Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ― Steven Wright

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But already my desire and my will were being turned like a wheel, all at one speed, by the Love which moves the sun and the other stars. — Dante Alighieri

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I don’t think there’s an option for me to fall in love slowly, or at medium speed. I either do or I don’t.

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Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. —Edson Arantes do Nascimento (Pelé)

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. ― Steven Wright

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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. ― steven wright

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Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. — Pelé

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. ― Steven Wright

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ― Steven Wright

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