But already my desire and my will were being turned like a wheel, all at one speed, by the Love which moves the sun and the other stars. — Dante Alighieri

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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? ― Steven Wright

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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. ― Steven Wright

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Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. —Edson Arantes do Nascimento (Pelé)

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. ― Steven Wright

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Speed is irrelevant if you are going in the wrong direction.

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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. ― steven wright

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. ― Steven Wright

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I don’t think there’s an option for me to fall in love slowly, or at medium speed. I either do or I don’t.

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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ― Steven Wright

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