If you look in the mirror and you see a fat person, don't tell yourself that you need to lose a couple of pounds. Tell the truth. You're fucking fat! It's okay. ― David Goggins

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We did one pilot for FOX which was about this couple that moves to a town, and we play everyone in the entire town. So it was like a Peter Sellers film. - Thomas Lennon

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

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A large oak tree is just a little nut that refused to give up. ― David McGee

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There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

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Think for yourself, or others will think for you without thinking of you. ― Henry David Thoreau

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Every relationship has tough days. Don't let the grudge last. Be the first to try to make things right and stop waiting for an apology.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life.

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Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about creating yourself. So live the life you imagined. ― Henry David Thoreau

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