I think it's better to find somebody who's worse at everything than you. It just makes you constantly feel so good about yourself. And then, you can constantly talk about how good you are at everything, and how terrible they are at everything.

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A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.

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I dreamed about these moments, and I think I hoped I would have them, but you don't know. So when the lucky break hits, it's like being Cinderella and hopefully midnight doesn't come.

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My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

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I'm not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules.

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I just like to shake things up, and your hair is one way to do it.

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Even if you plan a marriage and a family, you are never quite prepared for the reality versus how you imagined it. In a lot of ways it's better, and in a lot of ways it's worse. That's life, right?

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I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective.

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I'm realising now that I can't just blurt things out.

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Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

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