Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.

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Dont think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money.

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In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

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Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?

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The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us

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Dare to think for yourself.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities.

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Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said.

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