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More Quotes by Nora Ephron
I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.
I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.
Here are some questions I am constantly noodling over: Do you splurge or do you hoard? Do you live every day as if it's your last, or do you save your money on the chance you'll live twenty more years? Is life too short, or is it going to be too long? Do you work as hard as you can, or do you slow down to smell the roses? And where do carbohydrates fit into all this? Are we really all going to spend our last years avoiding bread, especially now that bread in American is so unbelievable delicious? And what about chocolate?
It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, was I really in love or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love or was I just desperate?
I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.
And don't be frightened: you can always change your mind. I know: I've had four careers and three husbands.
Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.
Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.
Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.
