Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price

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Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.

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One man with conviction will overwhelm a hundred who have only opinions.

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I no longer listen to what people say, I just watch what they do. Behavior never lies.

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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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The POSITIVE THINKER sees the INVISIBLE, feels the INTANGIBLE, and achieves the IMPOSSIBLE.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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