I feel like I have to put on for my city, because we have so many legends and so many greats.- Megan Thee Stallion

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Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people. - Paul Scheer

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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg

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Do not let your good ideas to spend your brain energy, do it with all the effort because the shadow of the success can become a reality only with hard work. ― Isra

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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who had kept on trying when there seemed no hope at all. —Dale Carnegie

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If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.

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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. —Mother Teresa

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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.-Mitch Hedberg

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Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people.- Donald Trump

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It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. — Vince Lombardi

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