Don't ask me why, because I'm not even going to tell you dead. I'm never going to tell you that I love you even if she loves you.

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg

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I’m proud of you for trying. Keep pushing forward.

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Dreams do not come true just because you dream them. It’s hard work that makes things happen. It’s hard work that creates change. — Shonda Rhimes

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The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. ― C.S. Lewis

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We are surrounded by adversity but we shall triumph because we have a greater spirit. ― Lailah Gifty Akita

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When I was a kid, I saw 'Peter Pan,' and I loved Captain Hook and the Lost Boys because they were the 'bad boys.' - Emory Cohen

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We keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. ― Walt Disney

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You’re killing it! Figuratively speaking, of course. We don’t want any actual casualties.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

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