I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg

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We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

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It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. ― Lewis Carroll

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My happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. ― Ayn Rand

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Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

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People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence. ― Karl Lagerfeld

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The future doesn't belong to the light-hearted. It belongs to the brave. ― Ronald Regan

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What I'm not sure about, is if our lives have been so different from the lives of the people we save. We all complete. Maybe none of us really understand what we've lived through, or feel we've had enough time.

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The problems in life come when we're sowing one thing and expecting to reap something entirely different.

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Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are. — Beyoncé

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