If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. _ George Carlin

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As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

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It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. — Mignon McLaughlin

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Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. ― John Lennon

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I hope I am not too old to take it up seriously, nor too stupid about machines to qualify as a commercial pilot. I do not feel like spending the rest of my life writing books that no one will read. It is not as though I wanted to write them.

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Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

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To exact revenge for yourself or your friends is not only a right, it's an absolute duty. - Stieg Larsson

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Everybody has a secret world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world, I mean everybody — no matter how dull and boring they are on the outside. Inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds... Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. — Charles M. Schulz

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