I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner

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It's better to have a few faithful friends than numerous shallow friendships. ― Jonathan Anthony Burkett

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Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends. -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. — Mignon McLaughlin

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I have no friends, there are only people I love.

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Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Come friends, it's not too late to seek a newer world. ― Alfred Lord Tennyson

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The realest people don’t have a lot of friends. — Tupac Shakur

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. — Charles M. Schulz

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Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

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