Quotes

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. — Erich Segal
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The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing. — Blaise Pascal
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Reasons
Nothing
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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. — Lemony Snicket
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Love
Parent
Baby
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. — Jules Renard
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Hourglass
Brain
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Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. — Carroll Bryant
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Constantly
Construction
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. — Richard Jeni
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Relationship
Fake
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When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. — Richard Lewis
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Glorious
Life
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You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. — Henry Youngman
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Love
Pay
Heavily
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin
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Please
Rephrase
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Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
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Conquers
Poverty
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There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate. — Barack Obama
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Harder
Important
Love
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Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police. — Robert Louis Stevenson
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Friendship
Police
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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner
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Great
Special
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A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. — Bernard Meltzer
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Blessings
Stupid
Friends
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Friendship is like money—easier made than kept. — Samuel Butler
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Money
Made
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It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. — Mignon McLaughlin
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Important
Friends
Unreservedly
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You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. — Laurence J. Peter
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Yourself
Permanent
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You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal. — Elizabeth Taylor
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Friends
Involved
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
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Chocolate
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