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Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple.
― Thomas Paine
Thomas Paine
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Apples
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
― Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert