Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

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Placerea este testul naturii, semnul ei aprobator.

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Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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Nothing worth learning can ever be taught.

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The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.

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Life is too short to be taken seriously.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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