The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

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Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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War does not decide who is right but who is left.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

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Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it.

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