I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. ― Steven Wright

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Anytime someone tells me that I can’t do something, I want to do it more. — Taylor Swift

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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? ― Steven Wright

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ― Steven Wright

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Don't waste your time living the life of someone else. ― Shree Shambav

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I would permit no man, no matter what his color might be, to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him. ― Booker T. Washington

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I'm someone who is very opinionated. -Jenna Ortega

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. ― Steven Wright

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Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

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